October 2008
6 posts
Election Prediction
THANK YOU!
That said, Go Phillies!
Zombies from Night of the Living Dead
I was walking home with my roommates from Rite Aid when I checked the score of the Rays-Red Sox game. They had just taken a 5-0 lead, and I was telling them that it was nice that the Red Sox were finally dethroned as World Champions, and now maybe the world will turn back to normal. In the 7th inning, B.J. Upton hit a double off of Jonathan Papelbon to extend the lead to 7-0, and I was confident...
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Yesterday
Dad: Nixon was one of the greatest presidents. Me: What? He would’ve gotten impeached and convicted for his role in Watergate! That’s why he resigned. Dad: Yeah.
Today A Papa John’s commercial is playing
Dad: Who is Papa John? I thought it was a grandfather, but it turns out it’s a pizza.
Esquire
One of the things I don’t understand about Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive issue. Last year, Charlize Theron was named Sexiest Woman Alive. But in this year’s issue, Halle Berry has now been named the Sexiest Woman Alive. I haven’t read the magazine, but from what I’ve seen, no one is bringing up the fact that Charlize Theron is still alive. Or at least as far as I...
Blueberry
The urinal cakes in the bathroom stalls at my job have a blueberry scent. Instead of a pee smell, when your piss hits the cake, it emits a blueberry muffin scent. Now I can support any steps necessary to improving the bathroom experience, but when I think about that I think maybe put a painting on the wall, perhaps install speakers and play classical music. Let’s face it, the average...