October 2009
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Jim is my enemy. But it also turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. ...
– Dwight Schrute, The Office
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The very idea of us being together made you burst out laughing, like you were...
– Andy Bernard, The Office
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Yes, I am the popular social networking site known as Bookface.
– Jim Halpert, The Office
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Here’s Mariano. Good luck.
– Matt Stairs, describing his World Series role. (via thefallclassic)
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Stadiums named after legendary baseball teams >...
(via inothernews)
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A Mets fan's Worst Nightmare
Me: Who are you even for? Gotta be the Phillies, right?
Ryan: Of course not. I'm not for either of them. I hope it Noah's Ark rains and they cancel the World Series.
It’s a great day for America, everybody. Yes, it is. It is our secretary of...
– CRAIG FERGUSON, The Late Late Show
(via the New York Times)
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They beat me. They’re that good right now. They’re that hot. I just...
– Pedro Martinez
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He was bubbly, I can’t work with someone who is bubbly.
– Jerry Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm
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The mayonnaise is as personal to the chef as her flabby stomach is to her.
– Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm
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Animals
Brett: did u wanna go to the jerry springer show and steve wilkso show tomorrow in ct
Me: haha nah i cant get outta work
Brett: boo
Me: whats happening on jerry
Brett: dont know
Brett: hopefully something with animals
Brett: or whipped craem