November 2009
82 posts
Nov 30th
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thedailywhat: Movie Montage of the Day: If there is one thing Hollywood loves, it’s a good disaster. If there is one thing Hollywood loves even more, it’s when that disaster takes place in New York. To prove my point, here’s a three-minute montage set to George Gershwin’s “Rhapsody in Blue” of Hollywood fapping while New York burns. [via.]
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Jets-Panthers
Dad: I'm for the Jets no matter what.
Me: Why?
Dad: Because Carolina stinks too.
Nov 29th
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Nov 28th
Who?
Me: Oh, The Who is playing the Super Bowl Halftime Show.
Mom: Who?
Nov 27th
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Numbers
Carlo: Are you drunk?
Tita Marinella: No!
Carlo (holds up three fingers): How many fingers am I holding up?
Tita Marinella: Twelve!
Nov 26th
Farmer
Dad: Look at this potato. We're growing it in the back yard.
Janine: You're growing potatoes?
Dad: Yeah. I'm a farmer.
Nov 26th
Nov 25th
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Neil Young covers “The Fresh Prince of Bel Air”.  Yeah, that’s right.
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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“There’s no John, Paul, George, and Larry.”
– Jerry Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm
Nov 23rd
Watching Survivor Series
(Triple H throws Shawn Michaels through the announce table)
Manny: They broke the table! Now where will the announcers sit?
Me/Chris/Tarik: On their chairs.
Nov 23rd
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“What’s this…? Water…coming from your eyes?! Are you leaking, my dear?! Tastes...”
– Booster, Super Mario RPG
Nov 20th
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Nov 20th
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Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
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“This is a quote from one of the kids in my HONORS class. “Hitler’s...”
– Manny
Nov 18th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
Nov 17th
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Nov 16th
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Pacquiao-Mayweather at Yankee Stadium? →
In the aftermath of Manny Pacquiao’s TKO of Miguel Cotto on Saturday night, the Times reports that the Yankees are interested in hosting a potential Pacquiao–Floyd Mayweather Jr. fight at Yankee Stadium perhaps as early as May. That is, assuming the two of them fight at all. For their part, the Yankees have made no secret of wanting to use the stadium for non-baseball events, and...
Nov 16th
Nov 16th
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“Danny Duberstein was good at two things, and that’s math and fucking.”
– Leon, Curb Your Enthusiasm
Nov 16th
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“There’s so much money to be made. If it doesn’t happen,...”
– HBO Sports President Ross Greenburg on a Pacquiao-Mayweather ultrasuperfight.
Nov 15th
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“You said it right there, he’s the greatest of all time. He’s the...”
– Boxing training legend and HBO announcer Emmanuel Steward on Manny Pacquiao
Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
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Mom's work
Mom: I'm going. I'll see you Monday, Janice!
Janice: Okay, call me first just to make sure I'm alive.
Nov 14th
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“What did the smurfs ever do to you? You bitch!”
– Butters Stotch, South Park
Nov 13th
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“Of course the Pacman’s going to win. I mean, is there any doubt?”
– Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State, boxing analyst.
Nov 13th
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Nov 13th
Nov 13th
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“Very good. Happy Christmas!”
– Lane Pryce, Mad Men
Nov 12th
Nov 12th
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Nov 12th
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Nov 12th
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“CBS News is reporting that President Obama has decided to send 40,000 more...”
– JIMMY FALLON, Late Night (via the New York Times) (via inothernews)
Nov 12th
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Nov 12th
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Nov 10th