November 2009
82 posts
thedailywhat:
Movie Montage of the Day: If there is one thing Hollywood loves, it’s a good disaster. If there is one thing Hollywood loves even more, it’s when that disaster takes place in New York.
To prove my point, here’s a three-minute montage set to George Gershwin’s “Rhapsody in Blue” of Hollywood fapping while New York burns.
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Jets-Panthers
Dad: I'm for the Jets no matter what.
Me: Why?
Dad: Because Carolina stinks too.
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Who?
Me: Oh, The Who is playing the Super Bowl Halftime Show.
Mom: Who?
Numbers
Carlo: Are you drunk?
Tita Marinella: No!
Carlo (holds up three fingers): How many fingers am I holding up?
Tita Marinella: Twelve!
Farmer
Dad: Look at this potato. We're growing it in the back yard.
Janine: You're growing potatoes?
Dad: Yeah. I'm a farmer.
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Neil Young covers “The Fresh Prince of Bel Air”. Yeah, that’s right.
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There’s no John, Paul, George, and Larry.
– Jerry Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm
Watching Survivor Series
(Triple H throws Shawn Michaels through the announce table)
Manny: They broke the table! Now where will the announcers sit?
Me/Chris/Tarik: On their chairs.
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What’s this…? Water…coming from your eyes?! Are you leaking, my dear?! Tastes...
– Booster, Super Mario RPG
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This is a quote from one of the kids in my HONORS class. “Hitler’s...
– Manny
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Pacquiao-Mayweather at Yankee Stadium? →
In the aftermath of Manny Pacquiao’s TKO of Miguel Cotto on Saturday night, the Times reports that the Yankees are interested in hosting a potential Pacquiao–Floyd Mayweather Jr. fight at Yankee Stadium perhaps as early as May. That is, assuming the two of them fight at all.
For their part, the Yankees have made no secret of wanting to use the stadium for non-baseball events, and...
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Danny Duberstein was good at two things, and that’s math and fucking.
– Leon, Curb Your Enthusiasm
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There’s so much money to be made. If it doesn’t happen,...
– HBO Sports President Ross Greenburg on a Pacquiao-Mayweather ultrasuperfight.
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You said it right there, he’s the greatest of all time. He’s the...
– Boxing training legend and HBO announcer Emmanuel Steward on Manny Pacquiao
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Mom's work
Mom: I'm going. I'll see you Monday, Janice!
Janice: Okay, call me first just to make sure I'm alive.
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What did the smurfs ever do to you? You bitch!
– Butters Stotch, South Park
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Of course the Pacman’s going to win. I mean, is there any doubt?
– Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State, boxing analyst.
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Very good. Happy Christmas!
– Lane Pryce, Mad Men
CBS News is reporting that President Obama has decided to send 40,000 more...
– JIMMY FALLON, Late Night
(via the New York Times)
(via inothernews)
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