February 2010
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“Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win...”
– General George S. Patton
Beat Canada.
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“I even have one constituent — you will not believe this, and I know you...”
– Rep. Louise Slaughter (D-NY)
Health Care (debates) for all!
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Conservative Idiots Upset With Sen. Scott Brown. →
Glenn Beck says he’s upset with Scott Brown as Senate passes The Jobs Bill. Michelle Malkin has her minions flood his Facebook page with angry comments. And the conservatives are just so angry that Senator Scott Brown’s not the Senator Scott Brown they thought they got. This blogger howls!
When Republican U.S. Senator Scott Brown won the Massachusetts special election to fill the...
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Suck it, Canada →
VANCOUVER, British Columbia (AP) — The leader of the Canadian Olympic Committee says Canada won’t finish first in the medal count at the Vancouver Games, acknowledging it’s unrealistic to catch the Americans.
Heading into Monday’s competition, Canada is tied for fourth in the medal standings with nine overall. The Americans lead with 24.
Chris Rudge says Canada had hoped...
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GWAA boycotts the Tiger Woods "press conference" →
In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like American golf scribes, who defiantly removed their lips from the tainted buttocks of Tiger Woods and decided to collectively boycott today’s “press conference.”
This may appear to be a hollow, bratty gesture on the part of the GWAA but it’s a necessary one, considering most of its members have...
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The National Enquirer Eligible for Pulitzer Prize →
The Pulitzer Prize Board has officially accepted The National Enquirer’s submissions for breaking the John Edwards scandal, according to sources close to the Board. In a historic move, the Pulitzer Board conceded that the self-proclaimed tabloid is qualified to compete with mainstream news outlets for journalism’s most prestigious prize. The Enquirer is in the running for the Pulitzer...
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Homeless Role Playing Game →
Europe’s browser-based hit homeless simulation that challenges you to “rise to become king of the bums,” has made its United States launch. Yep, get ready for 2010’s first giant wildass video game outrage …
In Bumrise, players advance by pickpocketing, attacking other bums and ripping off vending machines. They can learn to play an instrument to pick up cash as a...
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“I just want to see the [Pacquiao] fight, man. Who you fightin’ now? Shane...”
– Chris Rock to Floyd Mayweather
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WatchESPN - Tyson-Douglas 20 Years Later
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Knicks discuss deal for McGrady - NBA - Yahoo!... →
nbaoffseason:
Another trade deadline rumor:
The New York Knicks would get:
Tracy McGrady
The Houston Rockets would get:
Caron Butler
Brendan Haywood
The Wizards would get:
Al Harrington
The deal still needs some more players, but remember, this is trade deadline rumor session and a lot of these deals might not even happen. So, take it with a grain of salt.
The Knicks getting...
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Super Bowl XLIV: Most Watched Show Ever →
NEW YORK — The Super Bowl was watched by more than 106 million people, surpassing the 1983 finale of “M-A-S-H” to become the most-watched program in television history.
The Nielsen Co. estimated Monday that 106.5 million people watched the New Orleans Saints upset the Indianapolis Colts. That beats the “M-A-S-H” finale, which had 105.97 million viewers in an era when there were fewer television...
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WatchAfter the euphoria/heartbreak of the Saints winning and the Colts losing had died down, my roommates and some of the people who came over for the game talked about a variety of serious subjects like Obama’s first year as president and how awesome/sick it would be if Michael Jackson actually was always white, and his parents paid money to turn his skin black because no one would take a white...
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“I can’t stand the ‘It’s just a football game’ crowd. ...”
– James Carville
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“Before the Super Bowl three years ago, Manning pissed off teammates when he had...”
– Stefan Fatsis on Peyton Manning, a football genius
