June 24, 2010
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America! Fuck yeah!
June 17, 2010
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Game 7 is tonight.
I know he doesn’t actually control his Twitter page, but I like to think that President Obama frequently refers to himself in the third person.
Wayne
- Me: Manny is asking out this guy named Wayne.
- Tarik: Oh, is his first name Bruce or 'Lil?
Dates
- Manny: I was thinking of asking out one of the teacher's I work with.
- Me: Oh nice.
- Manny: Wayne.
- Me: What the fuck?
- Manny: That's her last name. Shit, I should have said her first name.
June 14, 2010
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Someone needs to make a shirt of this with the Grand Theft Auto logo. Best nickname ever.
June 13, 2010
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Sad Keanu Shop of the Day: For aeons have I lived, and I have lost more than man can remember… but never a save. Never a save.
[reddit.]
USA!
June 11, 2010
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“ J.R. Smith’s suburban Denver mansion was robbed during the Nuggets’ first-round playoff series, and a suitcase containing $15,000 in cash went missing. Smith told police it was his “gambling money,” so he was going to lose it sooner or later. ”
(via Deadspin). (via nbaoffseason)

