Fuck Frodo

• me: that article makes all these heroic figures seem like such douchebags
• Tarik: the only one i disagree with is gandalf
• me: yeah i think that was a stretch
• Tarik: cause in the end not killing gollum helped to destroy sauron
• cause at the last minute frodo became a douche
• me: "the ring is mine."
• that scene is awesome
• Tarik: and it's cause of gollum that the ring was destroyed
• me: cuz sam just starts crying like a girl
• and gollum has to save the day
• Tarik: if bilbo had killed gollum
• the ring would have been taken by sauron
• and the world would be destroyed
• me: gollum is the true hero of lord of the rings
• Tarik: and he sacrificed himself to save us all
• unlike fag frodo
• and sam who sat there crying like a bitch
• me: if sam was a hero he would have pushed frodo into the lava
• instead of crying like a child with a skinned knee
• Tarik: yeah, i would have kicked frodo in
• me: i would have kicked frodo in as soon as i saw he was hesitating
• fuck frodo
• --Discussing the Cracked article about movie wise men: http://www.cracked.com/article_18443_6-famous-movie-wisemen-who-were-totally-full-shit.html